Ridiculous moments in the first seven minutes of BATMAN & ROBIN, with pictures!

This might actually end up being the first part of a many-part series. I originally set out to write a post about the most ridiculous moments of the second Joel Schumacher-directed Batman movie, BATMAN & ROBIN. Instead, I found myself with a plethora of screencaps -- all in the first seven minutes of the movie! You know, the moments that made you face-palm yourself. The moments where you realize that it is painfully obvious that Tim Burton had zero association with this film (he served as producer on BATMAN FOREVER). Let's get this thing started, shall we... Oh, for crying out loud...Batnipples! Eek! What the hell was the costume department thinking?! Who approved this? Sadly, this is our first look at the Dark Knight in BATMAN & ROBIN. And, yes, that trend continued with Robin's wardrobe. Just...what...the...hell? Oh, but it didn't end there... Batbutt! Although, to be fair, we got our first glimpse of Batbutt in BATMAN FOREV