Hey, hop on AOL Instant Messenger and leave me a message! This is going to look like shit on mobile devices...

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...but it does look sweet on desktops. Made with 99.9% HTML code with very little CSS and a pinch of Java. Yes, I'm proud of this. It's not totally complete yet...going to add a few more images to the message window.